"If I had to hide a body, I'm pretty sure I'd call you to help me."
Because that's what real friendship is all about, right? Forget fair-weather friends – you need someone who'll show up with a shovel and no questions asked. 😂
This hilariously dark magnet is the ultimate tribute to ride-or-die friendships. It's perfect for that one friend who's seen you at your worst and still hasn't run away screaming. Stick it on your fridge as a daily reminder of your questionable life choices in friends (or as a subtle hint about your expectations).
