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Meddle not with dragons
Meddle not with dragons
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Solid life advice, really. When a dragon tells you you're basically a chicken nugget, it's best to listen. 🐉🔥
Because the truth is boring, but a pole dancing mishap? Now that's a story worth telling. This cheeky magnet is perfect for that friend who's always coming down with mysterious ailments, or for anyone who believes that if you're going to be ill, you might as well have an interesting cover story.
Stick it on your fridge as a daily reminder that life's too short for mundane explanations. When someone asks why you're limping, why settle for "I twisted my ankle" when you could have been perfecting your pole dancing routine?
Product Features:
- High-quality printed magnet with vibrant, fade-resistant colours
- Strong magnetic backing - perfect for fridges, beer coolers, and metal surfaces
- Durable construction that won't crack or peel
- Easy-to-clean surface
- Compact size fits anywhere you need a smile
